#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
This post wins the internet.
Everybody go home.
Stop bitching about fedoras. It’s a hat. It’s not going to hurt you. Sit the fuck down.
but it growled at me
Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead”. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Favourite people 1/? - Olan Rogers
"My parents at a very early age planted the idea in my head that I could be anything I that wanted to be. Anything. I mean what a crazy thing to say to a kid! So many possibilities waiting to be turned into action. There was no limit. But you have to want it. It may take years! You might ask yourself what if I don’t get there. It doesn’t exist. There will be people that will say you can’t make a living out of something that you love to do. But are you really living by not doing it? You’re never too old and you’re never too young to start.” (x)
I love the odd, impossible logic of this show